Kriss Kringle

Kriss Kringle Poem By Thomas Bailey Aldrich! Filling stockings at Christmastime is one of the traditions of Santa Claus. In this lovable vacation poem, he additionally leaves a candy shock for the birds, a shock to be loved by means of anyone on Christmas morning. Thomas Bailey Aldrich (1836-1907) wrote brief stories, novels, and poems. He appreciated to use sudden endings in his quick stories.

Kriss Kringle

Just as the moon was fading
Amid her misty rings,
And every stocking was stuffed
With childhood’s precious things,

Old Kriss Kringle looked around,
And saw on the elm-tree bough,
High hung, an oriole’s nest,
Lonely and empty now.

“Quite a stocking,” he laughed,
“Hung up there on a tree!
I didn’t suppose the birds
Expected a present from me!”

Then old Kriss Kringle, who loves
A joke as well as the best,
Dropped a handful of snowflakes
Into the oriole’s empty nest.

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The Little Mouse Funny Story

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Once there was a little baby mouse and a mother mouse. They both lived in a hole in a warm house where they had a lot of food to eat.  Since the house was occupied by an old lady with bad eyesight, they could easily roam around the house without being noticed.

One day the mother mouse decided to take the little mouse outside of their house. But the world outside the house wasn’t very safe.   As two mice were exploring their neighborhood they encountered a huge ginger cat, licking its lips and waiting to devour both of them.

“ Mother, mother! What should we do now” cried the little mouse clinging to his mother’s tail? The mother mouse paused, stared up into the beady eyes of the hungry cat.  She was not scared of the huge cat because she knew exactly how to deal with it. She took in a deep breath.

“ Woof! Woof! Woof!” barked the mother mouse. The cat was stunned and ran away as fast as it could.

“ That was amazing!” exclaimed the tiny mouse. The mother smiled and happily replied “ And that is why it is always best to have a second Language”

The Three Strands Of Hair Funny Story

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Once a woman woke up in the morning only to realize that she had only three strands of hair left on her head. “ Well”, she said, “ I think I’ll braid my hair today.” She braided her hair and she had a wonderful day.

When she got up the next day and looked in the mirror she notices she had just two strands of hair on her head. She said, “ I think I ll part my hair down the middle today”. She parted her hair in the middle and she had a great day.

The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror, and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. “Well,” she said, “Today I’m going to wear my hair in a ponytail.” So she did, and she had a fun day.

The next day she woke up and noticed that there wasn’t a single hair on her head. “Yippie!” she exclaimed. “I don’t have to fix my hair today!”

Attitude is everything. Be kind, Everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly.

A Barber And A Fool Funny Story

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A barbershop was filled with customers when a little boy walks into the shop.

Looking at the little boy, the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the most foolish kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” the barber said laughing.

Later, when the customer leaves the shop, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” asked the man.

The boy licked his favorite ice-cream and replied,“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over.”

The Country That Had No Onions Funny Story

The Country That Had No Onions Funny Story by Anonymous!

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The Country That Had No Onions Funny Story

Once upon a time, there lived a young man who was looking to grow in his life. While he was exploring about what business he will take to support his family, he met a very well-traveled man.  The man told the young man great tales of his travel and then he talked about a country that had no onions.

“ No onions!” exclaimed the young man. In all his life, he had never heard of such a thing. “ How can anyone enjoy the true pleasure of food without onions?”

Without any further thoughts, he bought onions, filled his cart, and set his journey towards this whimsical land of no onions.  After several days he arrived in the onion less country. He made his way to the palace where the guards were fascinated enough by the weird cargo that they allowed him to meet the king.

“ I bring you a great gift from my country :, the young man proudly announced. The plant is native to my place but new to yours. It has the unique ability to enhance the flavor of any food. It will be great if I could offer you this magnificent plant which you, in turn, introduce it to your people

The emperor was a little cautious to let the weird plant at first but he later allowed the young man to prepare some delicacies using the onions.

The young man used all his culinary skills to prepare the feast using the onions. All the empire’s ministers, the nobility, and seniors officials were invited to the dinner that night. After the young man did the initial tasting, the feast commenced. Everyone in the room started eating the food.

It didn’t take long for the hall to lapse into a great noisy fit of excitement. The smell and the taste of the food were praised by all.

The king thanked the young man profusely and demanded the entire batch of onions and paid him its weight in gold.

In his journey back to the homes, the young man met a trader. He shared his magnificent story about the country. For hours that night, the young man recounted the splendor and magnificence he had seen in that far-away land, where gold was worth less than onions. He also told the trader that he learned that the country did not have garlic. The trader was excited to learn that and thought he could replicate the success of the young man by introducing garlic to the country. “Garlic is infinitely more tasty and aromatic! If they were giving gold for onions there, he could expect diamonds for garlic.” , he thought.

The enterprising trader carried huge bags of garlic took on the journey to the country without garlic, with the riches he was sure to receive jingling merrily in his mind… Since the land was recently overjoyed by the introduction of the onions, they were more open to the idea of trying his garlic. The royal guards took the man with the new herbs to the king.

The king asked him to prepare a feast using garlic. The trader was very excited and made several tasty dishes using garlic. As he had expected the garlic received even more praises than the onions. The Emperor discussed with his ministers for a long time about the reward for their noble guest who introduced them with the garlic. After some discussion, they all agreed that the gold was not enough for such a portion of delicious food. So they decided to reward him with the most precious thing they had to offer. What can be more precious than gold? Onions!

That night the trader returned home with bags full of onions.

Lawyer And A Little Boy Funny Story

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A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little boy, in a whisper, says,  ” Hello”

Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?

Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”

Lawyer: “Can I speak to her?”

Boy: (whispers) “She’s very busy.”

Lawyer: “Is your daddy there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”

Lawyer: “Can I speak to him?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, He’s very busy.”

Lawyer: “Is there anyone else there?”

Boy: (whispers) “Yes, the fire department.”

Lawyer: “Can I talk to one of them?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”

Lawyer: “Is there anybody ELSE there?”

Boy: (whispers) “The police department.”

Lawyer: “Well, can I talk to one of  them?”

Boy: (whispers) “No, They’re busy too.”

Lawyer: “Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they are all busy. What are they doing?”

Boy: (whispers) “They are all looking for me.”

Concerned Husband Funny Story

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Once there lived a happy couple who had been together for decades.  But after spending years together, the husband was concerned that his wife was not hearing well as she used to hear. He thought that she might need a hearing aid but he wasn’t sure how to approach her.

He called his family doctor asked for suggestions. The doctor told him to test it with a simple idea. The doctor said, “ Stand 40 feet away from her and speak as loud as you would speak to her in a normal conversation. Observe if she hears you. If not, reduce the distance to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so until you get a response. The distance will help us to estimate her requirements for the hearing aid ”

The next day, the husband saw his wife cooking dinner in the kitchen. So he took the opportunity to check the doctor’s Idea. He got 40 feet away from his wife and asked, “ dear what is there for dinner?” . He waited for a response but did not get any.

He moved a bit closer and asked “ dear, what is there for dinner?”. He still did not get any response from his wife.

He then stood twenty feet away from his wife and asked the same question, hoping he would get a response this time. But the wife did not respond.

He then stood just ten feet away from his wife and asked “ Dear, What is there for dinner.”  He did not get any response

By now the husband was very concerned and felt pity about how bad is his wife’s hearing.

Then he walked right behind her and says, “ Honey, what is there for dinner. “

The wife shouted, “John, This is the fifth time I’m saying, CHICKEN..!!”

Moral: Most often, the problem may not be with others but could be very much within us.